The funniest things students have ever said in lessons…

“Can we learn a song by Abraham Lincoln? …


(long pause) … I mean Linkin Park!”

“You’re like Alexa…. You can play anything!”

Teacher: “Today we’re going to learn ‘Deck The Halls’.

Student (8yrs):  “What… text a horse?!” 

“I just played a C chord … Sick! My hands must have grown!” 

“Is plectrum-ing a real word?!”

“I practised a bit of what I should be doing and spent the rest writing songs about my guinea pigs … “

“What’s an F hash -tag minor 7 chord? …”

“I’m getting new strings soon! My girlfriend’s buying them for me … I think she loves me!”


“I’ve got hay fever … I thought it was only donkeys that got it!

“Well at first I was going to get a Lizard, but then I thought… guitars are cool, maybe I should learn that instead!”


“On Monday, a Unicorn, reinforced by a Bear and Dinosaur stole my guitar and my music sheets …”

“My mum thinks Sam Smith looks like a dodgy plumber!”


“Sorry I’m late, I had to help load 250 sheep onto a lorry … !”


“I think my dad has a Hip-Hop CD…
(long pause) …  but he’s not a gangster!”


“I’m not allowed to practice at home because the noise will scare the fish!”


“Joe, what’s your guitars’ name? Mine are called

Fluffy and Unicorn! ”


“I practised for half an hour earlier today. This is what commitment looks like…
(*shows imprints on fingers)

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